Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons
Guy: I bet you're a C-cup. Girl: How'd you know that? Guy: My testicles are the same size.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic..... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic
Can I take you to the Bone-yard?
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularly nice weather."
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
Damn, have you been eating beans and rice lately?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?
Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
For what sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you.
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It just means that there is more room for your tongue.
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons
