To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Pardon me, have you seen my missing Nobel Prize around here anywhere?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to
Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Want to taste my dick? (What!?!) I said, "do you want to taste my drink?"
They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
